In an effort to continue on our path of self-sufficiency and healthier eating, I ordered a nut grinding machine. I love natural peanut butter, but to purchase it in the grocery store is dreadfully expensive. How does that work exactly? Process it less, add fewer ingredients, and charge more. Seems like a great gimmick to me. So I searched online for an economical, home grinding machine, and I found one. Only one. It had a few reviews, which were all favorable and seemed to indicate that this machine would be perfect for our needs. So I ordered it. That was this spring!
A couple of weeks passed and I didn’t receive the order. I checked our bank account and the money hadn’t come out yet either, so I sent an email to customer service requesting an update on my order. I received a prompt reply that went something like this:
Thank you for your recent order. Unfortunately, this item is temporarily out of stock. We do not have an estimated restock date from the manufacturer at this time. Your account will be charged when this item is ready for shipment. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Have a nice life.
Okay, I didn’t end with “Have a nice life,” but it might as well have. Basically, what that response told me was you ordered something that no longer exists, so don’t hold out any hope of ever receiving it. After all, how many people do you know who grind their own nut butters?
This past week Kroger was having one of their 10 for $10 sales, and peanut butter was included in that. So we decided it was time to stock up since our nut grinder was obviously not going to come through for us. And stock up we did. We now have 20 jars of peanut butter in our pantry. Did I mention that we’re suckers for a good deal?! But who doesn’t use peanut butter? It’s not like it has a short shelf life. It’s practically as indestructible as Twinkies are.
On Monday morning I sat down at my computer with my coffee in hand and pulled up my email. And wouldn’t ya know it! Smack dab in the middle of my list of emails was a notification from the nut grinder place. My order is getting ready to ship. Well, doesn’t that just figure. Maybe I can give jars of peanut butter away as stocking stuffers this year…